I think if I was one of those coma guys that woke up today after 30 years I wouldn’t be impressed with the technology; I’d be disappointed. People would show me their stupid smartphones and I’d tell em, “Pal, I’ve used a phone before. It was even touchtone! Buttons just like on yours!” “Yeah but you can watch TV and listen to music on it!” “Yeah we had TV back then too and there was music everywhere. And what’s with this small/medium/large bullshit? Shouldn’t clothes be auto-fitting by now? And where’s my goddamned hoverboard?! I was the one in a coma, not all of you!”
